Humor from Real Test Answers
If you need a laugh, here are some real science exam answers given by American children.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. (seasonings)
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. (filtration)
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. (incontinent)
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (adulthood)
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie. (a fib)
Q: What does “varicose” mean?
A: Nearby. (very close)
Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section”
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome
Q: What does the word “benign” mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. (be nine)