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Ways to Save Money While Travelling

5. Ship yourself in a crate marked “Livestock.” Remember to poke holes in the crate.

4. Board a train dressed as Elvis and sneer and say “The King rides for free.”

3. Ask if you can walk through the Channel Tunnel.

2. Board the plane dressed as an airline pilot, nod to the flight attendants, and hide in the rest room until the plane lands.

l. Bring a balloon to the airline ticket counter, kneel, breathe in the helium, and ask for the kiddie fare.