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YOUTH ENGLISH SECTION

Be Moderate!

As for me, all opinions are controversial: some writers recommend abstaining from drinking alcohol, and to drink only orange juice, while others approve of drinking beer or alcohol. To me they both sound dumb and I accept neither position.

Of course, it’s beyond question that most of us can’t avoid drinking, especially if you are a shy person, a few drops will help you feel more confident and sociable. Maybe it sounds strange, but my motto is that everything should be done in moderation. In my opinion, it’s possible for a person to start drinking, if he is of age, of course. And I can prove it.

In my favourite book The Practical Psychology for Boys or How to Become a Real Man, the author says that 80 percent of alcoholics began drinking in their teens. She also says that teenage alcoholism forms 2-4 times faster than with adults; the key point, I think, is how often and in what amount. Of course, it is not good to drink every day or week, and not to get drunk, but to cheer up and to feel a bit more relaxed.

I understand, some will find my theory too restrictive and in no way linked to reality. Who cares?

Speaking of beer, it seems strange, but the views of medical researchers are contradictory. Some of them say that beer is good to prevent cancer; at the same time others say that constant consumption of beer provokes hormonal changes in the human body. Pavel Stroilov describes beer-drinkers as (usually) big, good-natured, calm, and not clever; it’s just the result of feminism. On the other hand, female beer-drinkers state they want to be more masculine and, as a matter of fact, they will never be able to give birth.

That’s why I say: Be moderate, and everything will be OK! Your life is what you make of it!

By Vitaliy Sorokin